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HEY EVERYBODY !!! CHRISTMAS IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER SO PLEASE SHOP EARLY TO AVOID ANYTHING BEING LATE. LOOKING BACK ON LAST YEARS RUSH , AND I DO MEAN RUSH......IT WAS LIKE A MADHOUSE HERE ! NOW , DON'T GET ME WRONG , I APPRECIATE THE HELL OUT OF YOU PEOPLE ORDERING FROM ME ! IF YOU KEEP THIS UP I MAY HAVE TO HIRE SOMEONE FULL TIME JUST TO TAKE ORDERS. P.S...............KEEP IT UP ! THANK YA'LL VERY , VERY MUCH....................MARK
BREAKING NEWS (4-28-09) : WE ARE BACK IN THE GAME !!! WE CAN NOW ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS...........AGAIN !!! USE YOUR CREDIT CARD WHEN YOU CHECKOUT THROUGH PAYPAL , PLEASE!... NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY IS GOING TO HOLD ME OR CRAPPIECAT.COM BACK! I BELIEVE IN THIS STORE AND I BELIEVE IN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! ...............................AMERICA !............YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE NOT , NEVER CLAIMED TO BE , NEVER WILL BE AND NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR AVERAGE BAIT AN TACKLE SHOP ! IT SAYS THAT WE ARE THE CRAPPIE AND CATFISH AUTHORITY AND WE ARE VERY PROUD OF THAT BUT WE ARE MORE THAN THAT. WE ARE .......................THE GOOD TIMES AUTHORITY !!!
OK EVERYBODY, HERE IT IS........OUR STORY
CRAPPIECAT.com IS A HUSBAND/WIFE RUN BUSINESS
WE ALSO WORK AT A STEEL MILL 12-16 HOURS A DAY AND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
WE DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE THE REST OF OUR LIVES
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY , WE WOULD RATHER HAVE OUR OWN BUSINESS
THIS MAY BE 'BUSINESS SUICIDE' BUT WE FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH. THERE IS TOO MUCH B'S OUT THERE AND WE ARE DOING THE BEST THAT WE CAN. WE ARE A SMALL COMPANY WITH A BIG HEART! WE'RE NOT FAST...BUT WE'RE HONEST AS HELL! THAT BEING SAID.......WE WANT TO PERSONALLY THANK EVERYONE THIS PAST YEAR FOR THEIR BUSINESS AND PATIENCE AND HOPEFULLY CONTINUED SUPPORT.
AND A BIG 'SALUTE' TO OUR NEW FRIENDS WHO ARE JOINING US EVERYDAY.
'HERE'S TO YA'!
THANKS EVERYBODY!
MARK & TERESA
P.S... ( I WANT TO THANK MY FAMILY AND ESPECIALLY THE WIFE, WHO CONTINUOUSLY GIVES ME A SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS TO KEEP ME GOING!)
YA' KNOW THE OLD SAYING....BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN , THERE'S A WOMAN
WELL , I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING BACK THERE NOW........HAHAHA
EVERY MAN NEEDS A GREAT WIFE!!!! I LOVE YOU SWEETIE.....
(4 - 15 -2009) = WE INTERRUPT THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM, TO BRING YOU THIS VERY IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE.........OUR GRANDDAUGHTER DECIDED TO SHOW UP LAST NIGHT...........(18" AND 6 1/2 LBS.)
CONGRATULATIONS TO BRIAN & NICOLE ON A JOB WELL DONE !!!!!
"STRIPPERS ARE PEOPLE TOO........GIVE GENEROUSLY!"
WE LOVES US SOME STRIPPERS !
SERIOUSLY.....NEVER DRANK AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!
I REALLY CAN'T PUT INTO WORDS MY APPRECIATION TO ALL THE CUSTOMERS
(PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE) , FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO HAVE HELPED AND BELIEVED IN ME AND CRAPPIECAT.COM..............SALUTE!!!!
AND TO A GREAT FRIEND THAT I HAVE NEVER MET, AND NONE OF THIS COULD HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE WITHOUT.....................HEY 'B' .. WHAT'S UP ?
IN OTHER NEWS : I AM A VERY SMALL BUSINESS TRYING TO MAKE IT HERE.
I WILL MAKE MISTAKES , BUT I WILL NEVER SCREW YOU OUT
OF ANYTHING. I DO ADMIT I AM SLOWER THAN SOME OTHER 'BIG'
COMPANIES BUT YOU 'WILL' GET YOUR ORDER ! PLEASE ALLOW
6-10 WEEKS FOR SOME ORDERS TO GET TO YOU. I TOO AM AT
THE MERCY OF OTHERS . SO SOMETIMES I HAVE TO WAIT FOR
MY ORDER TO GET HERE. I ACCEPT THIS , I HOPE YOU CAN TOO !! I NEVER DREAMED WE WOULD HAVE GOT AS MANY CUSTOMERS
AS WE HAVE IN SUCH A SHORT TIME ! ...THANKS AMERICA !!!!
WE LOVE YOU TOO !!!!
LET ME EXPLAIN.....ABOUT THE SEX EDUCATION VIDEOS. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
THEY ARE (EDUCATIONAL). WE ARE GROWN-UPS HERE AND WE BELIEVE THAT A
SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP IS A HEALTHY, HAPPY RELATIONSHIP! THESE FUN,INFORMATIVE AND YES EXPLICIT VIDEOS PROVIDE COUPLES WITH A COMFORTABLE AND DISCREET ENVIRONMENT TO DISCUSS INTIMACY ISSUES AND LEARN ABOUT TECHNIQUES THEY CAN USE TO ENJOY A MORE HEALTHY SATISFYING SEX LIFE!
'' WITH AGE , WE DO NOT HAVE TO LOSE OUR SEXUAL ALLURE OR PASSION.
LUST , LAUGHTER AND LOVE CAN IMPROVE LONGEVITY AND ENHANCE QUALITY
OF LIFE AS WE EVOLVE AND MATURE ! ''----- DIANA WILEY PHD.
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW !
' WE BELIEVE IN AMERICA AND WE BELIEVE IN FREEDOM !'
CRAPPIECAT.COM.........''THE GOOD TIMES AUTHORITY!!!''
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